Week 7 Picks

I wasn't able to watch any football this past weekend, so there is a strong possibility of 4-10 weekend. Gamblers beware.

On to the Week 7 picks...Haiku Style!

Home team in caps.

Titans (-7.5) over CHIEFS

White eats ten pound steak
johnson channels inner bolt
lets build on that herm


Chargers (+3.5) over BILLS

Edwards is concussed
tomlinson runs wild in buff
cheese grater shave norv

Steelers (-8.5) over BENGALS

Long last name is fresh
always tell a harvard man
eighty five is nuts

DOLPHINS (-2.5) over Ravens

Wildcat runneth over
ravens o all time worst
puff puff pass ricky

RAMS (+10.5) over Cowboys

Ewes upset my skins
romo out with a pinkie
ewes losers no more


Vikings (+3.5) over BEARS

Peterson is due
rumblin' for a buck fifty
and three scores all day

PANTHERS (-2.5) over Saints

All south teams are same
this game bores me to no end
'lina by a field goal

49ers (+11.5) over GIANTS

I see it clearly
manning throws interception
niners cover the spread


TEXANS (-7.5) over Lions

Kitna goes on shelf
orlovsky runs out of gas
texans in a route

RAIDERS (+3.5) over Jets

Davis the vampire
sucks the raiders will to live
seabass kicks the winner


Browns (+8.5) over REDSKINS

Booked tampa ticket
the super bowl or nothing
skins must win this game

Colts (-2.5) over PACKERS

Don't fear lambeau field
peyton back to his old tricks
colts dominate game

BUCS (-6.5) over Seahawks

No hasselbeck means
bucs d should send frye packing
walrus is not happy


PATRIOTS (-4.5) over Broncos

After a pats loss
belichick wants revenge game
broncos are in trouble

Last week: 6-8