During a slow, rainy day in New York, the mind sometimes wanders. This wondering usually leads to the Internet, which leads to google, and inevitably leads to a simple Erin Andrews search.Apparently, according to the trustworthy news source, wikipedia, Erin Andrews is from Lewiston, Maine. How did I not know this? If you've ever had to privilege to see some of Lewiston's finest in Dunkin' Donuts or 7-11, then you can confirm the average woman is a chain smoking troll doll with bad teeth, worse hair and a thick New England accent.
Lewiston should just erect a sign saying "Home to Bates College and Birthplace of Erin Andrews."
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