Dan Snyder, owner of the Washington Redskins, will be in my office Tuesday and Wednesday. Unfortunately, I don't work on the case he is getting deposed for, but that won't stop me from wearing all my Redskins gear to the office with the hopes of getting a picture.
For those that don't know, Chainsaw Dan got his name from illegally cutting down trees on his property for an unobstructed view of the Potomac River, an act that while harmful to the environment, drastically increased his property value (if anything, he is a shrewd businessman).
If I meet him, I imagine the conversation going something like this (Snyder will then immediately hire me for a Skins front office position):
From 5:30-6:05 is how it will play out.
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