OH MY GOD!!! OH SWEET JESUS!!!
/breaths in paper bag
//has resident nurse pat his forehead with damp cloth
The NFL is back, and I couldn't be happier. After growing a long, silver beard and pontificating on global politics during the offseason, I am finally able to focus my attention to football. In the seven months since the Super Bowl, I've been living off the land in Central Park, smoking a lot of peace pipe, and sacrificing sewer rats to the Gods. I had two goals to accomplish during my spiritual trek: (1) pray for a Redskins Super Bowl; and (2) make picks.
/yells obligatory "crabcakes and football, that's what Maryland does" chant to unsuspecting officemates.
The season opens in Pittsburgh where the mighty Steelers square off against the Titans. The Steelers have won their last 6 opening games and have scored 24 points in all of them. The Titatns? Well, the Titans still have Kerry Collins at QB. The line is -6 for the Steelers, but I say that isn't high enough.
Pick:
Steelers 23
Titans 13
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