Rihanna gives Chris Brown Herpes, Violence Ensues.

Chris Brown allegedly punched out Rihanna for giving him herpes. I'm not sure who is at fault here-the VD or CB?

Streak for the Cash

A Minnesota Vikings fan took down the monthly top prize in ESPN's Streak for the Cash with an impressive 77 victories. The concept of Streak for the Cash is simple: Guess various 50/50 propositions. As the proud owner of 4-game losing streak and a .250 winning percentage, I tip my cap to you sir. Very impressive.

I'm On A Boat

A-Hole

After Alex Rodriguez tested positive for steroids, I was excited for the attention-grabbing headline of the New York Post. I was expecting "A-Roid" but that was too easy, even for the NY Post. It looks like they settled for the subtler "A-Hole." Bravo.

So easy a caveman can play horse.

You may have heard the NBA was bringing back H-O-R-S-E for the upcoming All-Star game. What you probably don't know is that game won't be called HORSE, it will be titled G-E-I-C-O. Another example of a major sport bowing to the corporate giants for a few extra pennies.

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Bo Jackson

Benjamin Franklin said it best: In this world nothing is certain except death, taxes, and playing as Bo Jackson in Tecmo Bowl was completely unfair.

Portis on Pass Blocking at the Pro Bowl

Everything CP says is pure gold.


Clinton and Shark from Tanner Cooley on Vimeo.

Harrison Cost Ivey $800k

Phil Ivey bets the house, gets a bad beat.

Advantage KY Derby

Devastating news for drunken hooligans, horse fans, and jort enthusiasts. The Preakness is banning all alcohol this year.

Clothing Optional

Dallas Cowboy Terry Glenn was arrested for possession of marijuana and was found...roaming the hallways sans pants. Yep, that's not best idea. It's unclear if Michael Phelps was in the room with Glenn at the time.

San Antonio Holmes

Arizona Cardinals fans (if they exist) can't feel good about this picture. Looks like Holmes didn't get his feet down.

Google. Taking Over the World One App at a Time.

Stalking, made easier

I am...

...now accepting submissions for my fantasy baseball team. Thoughts?

I Love Grand Slam Breakfast.

I can't believe I forgot about this deal. If I had remembered, it wouldn't have been above me to rent a car and drive to the nearest Denny's in NJ.

Also, I can guarantee the Denny's in Lewiston was out the door and around the block.

Lego Land

As a Lego and New York enthusiast, this was pretty cool.

Tina Fey/Liz Lemon/Sarah Palin in the Flesh

Tina Fey works out at NYSC, Katie considers switching teams.



Katie: OH MY GOD

TINA FEY was working out on the ellipical next to me at the gym

not even kidding

Sent at 10:29 AM on Tuesday

Katie: our eyes locked in the mirror

but i was so shocked i didnt say anything

and she was watching my tv

while listening to her iphone

me: you didn't break down and profess your love to her?

Katie: no but i wanted to the whole time

me: how did she look?

Katie: she seemed more like tina and not like liz lemon

no glasses

she is skinny and small

she looked good

Hey Bruce, Killer Slacks Man.

For those that didn't get enough Bruce Springsteen last night, feast your eyes on this.

New Wheaties Box Image?

Michael Phelps used his incredible lung power to take a man-sized bong hit. I honestly don't know what the big deal is. Sure he is possibly throwing away millions of endorsement dollars, but he's acting like every 23-year old in the country.

Spuds McKenzie

Spuds McKenzie, the original party animal. Seriously, was there anything the dog couldn't do? He must have bagged so many girls during the 80's.





Spuds on the water:

Spuds as a drummer.

Spuds on the piano.

Spuds at the Olympics.

Spuds at the beach.

Marathon Simmons Chat

Marathon Simmons chat? Sir, yes sir. I better clear my schedule.